I am a 27 year old boy. Yes! You read it right... “Boy”. I am very young, you see...
Today for the 1st time I felt that I should jot down things about myself, things that I see, things that I approve of and don’t approve of etc...
Starting today, I would start writing about things that I always wanted to discuss (Maybe those things which I wanted to share with the world). I would not write daily but I will write whenever I feel like writing!
So here is my profile:
Name: Nutty Corporate Blogger
Age: 27
Gender: Male (Boy)
Occupation: Marketing & Sales Professional. I work in a company who believes in Facility management. I sell services of my company to other companies, Mainly MNC’s. , I should know details like how many dustbins are required for an IT company or how many tumblers are required in the cafeteria of a Manufacturing unit? Or how many urinals can be put in 85 Sq.ft space or “What is the diameter of the White pot”? In a nutshell, I am in a job related to Shit too! (Maybe, I am in it too...)
Education:
· Have passed 1st to 12th
· B.com
· M.B.A from a TOP 200 college.
· Specialised in Sales.
Hobbies:
· Watching the girl opposite my home doing Yoga
· Fighting with my watchman’s wife
· Throwing stones at my Neighbour’s dog &
· Spitting on the apartment stairs.
Pls Note: (If you already felt yucky about the hobbies then please leave this place immediately. The description of hobbies is only a sign of things that will invade your eyes and mind later!!!)
Based out of: Bangalore
Where do I stay: I stay in a posh apartment. Paying 12000 per month, Courtesy the IT Geeks! But Thanks to Recession, I might start paying 8000 from next month!
How do I look: Very Handsome but for starters the below points are there....
· 5 ft 10 Inch (Superb height! I am taller than most of the Bollywood heroes!)
· Very much on the “Very” healthier side.
· Handlebar moustache & a goatee for look enhancement.
· Ring under my right brow (Unfortunately, I can’t wear this at work! One has to be very classy, you know!)
Girlfriend/s:
· My 1st ex dumped me when I was 17
· My 2nd ex dumped me when I was 19
· My 3rd ex dumped me when I was 25
· I dumped my 4th ex when I was 26 (He he he! Finally, I proved to the whole world that even I can dump someone)
· Right now, I am going around with Loveleen.
Purpose of this Blog:
· I want to break free! Yes! BREAK FREE. This blog is the result of thousand questions in a small mind of mine. If you want some hardcore examples, then here they are:
1. Everyone is there to wipe a girl’s tear but why does a boy have to cry alone in a bathroom?
2. Everyone knows that the BOSS is an Idiot but why does the BOSS not know this?
3. Why does the mobile say “Network busy” whenever you have to make THAT important call to the client or your Girlfriend?
I hope that I will get some answers as I blog on! (Wow! I think I have just coined a new word: Blog On!).
Is this Blog AUTHENTIC?
· 100%. Approved by All & Sundry. By the all the above facts about me are 100% true. If you happen to be in Bangalore then chances are, that in next 2 years, we might bump into each other! I will not identify you but I am sure, you will!
What to expect from this Blog?
· Some facts about life with a dash of humour
· Aptaram, Ganpat, Dubey, Srikantaiah, Madhav, Krishne Gowda friendly English (I mean Layman friendly language)·
A funny inside view of corporate world in India and Bangalore in Particular.
Disclaimer:
This blog has all the resemblances in the world to any one you would like to compare with. The characters here will 100% relate to everyone who is alive. If at all there is any further resemblance to your relatives, neighbours, friends, bosses, clients etc then it is NOT at all a coincidence!
